HEY, SHIRLEY, THE BOY'S ARE RETRASHING BROADWAY

This number...no pun.....from SWEET CHARITY, has retained its popularity, all these years, because it was SEXY! Now the emboldened outed stage performers can take it on! Remember Florence Henderson? She was part of the cast! Bob Fosse would have liked it, i think...What's next....let's see.....how about Swan Lake....no....the Ballet Trockadaro's done that already....years ago.......hmmmm.....how about STREETCAR with Harvey Fierstein in Brando's role and Megan Fox as Blanche.......hmmmm, maybe not! These boys could just as well perform in a naked production of the ballet, SPARTACUS......first, of course, the producers would have to replace Khachaturian's music with some really racy Sondheim or some blindly ambitious Phillip Glass.......well...that won't happen......Glass is a one trick pony, isn't he?