Rommy Udo pushing Mrs. Rizzo, in her wheelchair, down a flight of stairs...to her Final Curtain Call is, in some twistedly oblique way a triangle corner with Rose Loomis' neck-choking demise and the foiled getaway (check that gas tank before your runaway, you dumbo!)....But, "people never learn", or "so IT seems".....as, just a few decades later, Hannibal and Will Graham drop down the Falls, holding one another's convoluted hearts of glass and glue.....Maybe, it was all that Jack Daniels that was gulped down to make room in a cramped barrel for those danger addicts that just wanted to return to the comfort and security of the Wombs they had been discharged, unwillingly from around their 'due date'....give or take a few days....or weeks.....Perhaps, that 'third corner' was not even a water feature....but, a wheelchair demise after the shock of being served an Epicurean roasted rat......I'll ask Blanche, when she awakens.....slap her good, Baby Jane.....she's, sometimes, a bit slow on the trigger! The whole story was on Pay-Per-View, or...if you have an even 'older set'.....on Zenith's 'Phone Vision'...{I still have a box of IBM "punch cards"......available for a nominal fee, via a subscription to "ADD TV", and a signed pass from The Federal Trade Commission Czar....or....'will trade'for a pair of original, unfolded & unfaded, 1974 'Rumble in the Jungle' closed circuit passes} Hold on to a couple of those barrel staves, but switch to a big rock....like a desperate turtle.....to escape the Cataract's unwillful nonintenionalities.....and quit whining, baby barrelers, as though you didn't know what you were 'getting into'! Don't let any of this be of any real concern....cause, as 'what's her name' always promises: "You get a comic book....and You get a comic book....and even You get a comic book!" But you, dear reader, "you get a stage pass to The Real Show" . streaming, now, from your prefrontal lobes, directed by a talented pineal gland, featuring hormonal secretions from a cast of secretive chemical emissions, permeating what's left of your Grey Matter.....that White Matter is still 'thinking about it'.......

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