DURING A SUMMER VACATION FROM JR. HIGH SCHOOL, MY PARENTS DECIDED TO TAKE A LONG VACATION TO CARLSBAD CAVERNS, THE GRAND CANYON, DISNEYLAND, LAS VEGAS AND MEXICO.
MY PARENTS HAD ALREADY SMUGGLED ME INTO A JUDY GARLAND CONCERT, I HAD BEEN 'REMOVED' FROM A FOLIES BERGERE PERFORMANCE, HAVING BEEN APPREHENDED FOR BEING 'UNDER AGE' FOR VIEWING BARE NAKED BREASTS; AND I GOT TO HEAR FRANK SINATRA AT THE SANDS, WHERE MY FATHER WAS REMODELING THE RESTAURANT FOR LOUIS LEONI.....I HAD SEEN PICTURES OF JAYNE AND HAD ASSUMED THAT MY FATHER WAS GOING TO OOGLE HER ENORMOUS BREASTS, PERHAPS, ALTHOUGH HE WOULD NEVER HAVE ACKNOWLEDGED THAT.. MOTHER TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE GOING TO HEAR HER VIOLIN PERFORMANCE.....YEAH, MOM....SURE!......I WAS TOO YOUNG TO GET INTO THE CLUB, ANYWAY...AND SPENT THE TIME ALONE, SHOPPING FOR POTTERY AND HUGE, CARVED CHESS SETS....WHEN I FOUND THIS PHOTO ON THE NET, MY FATHER'S TALE WAS GIVEN SOME CREDANCE, HOWEVER. HEY....WE NEVER WENT TO ANY HEIFETZ CONCERTS!
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